05 Sep '12, 7pm
Stop what you’re doing and look at this disco dancing polar bear
this polar bear (he swears it is not just a guy in a bear suit) getting down with his bad self in Alaska. Reportedly he’s just trying to keep his balance while standing up, but that’s clearly just a story made up to cover the fact that bears have learned to send complicated dance-based messages like bees. This one is calling upon you to save the Arctic by ending global warming, and also to feed him a fish.