29 Jun '13, 10pm
Daily Cute: Foster Kittens Find Love
Yes they may be cute for a while but they're only cute until someone loses a couple pints of blood. They lurk in the darkness. They pounce with a deadly efficiency. Do not be fooled by their cute appearance. They know what they're doing, and they're plotting out every step towards your demise. Contrary to popular opinion, Kittens cannot see in the dark. They just know where you are. If you absolutely must be around kittens, please take the following safety precautions. Wear goggles. Kittens have talons of fury. Carry a tangerine. Tangerines are to kittens what garlic is to vampires. Plus kittens are allergic to citrus. Always remember the last resort: . RUN! That kitten is gonna hunt you down if you don't leave as fast as possible! REMEMBER NEVER TO RUN UP A TREE, KITTENS CAN CLIMB TOO Other than that they are really cute.