01 Apr '14, 8pm

Announcing a revolutionary Tesla driving technology

Announcing a revolutionary Tesla driving technology

Based on an in-depth study of YouTube videos, Tesla has decided against self-driving cars, because pets can do so much better and people already have them. We looked at cat-driving cars , but they had an inexplicable propensity to drive off a cliff. Repeated experiments by the SNL research group confirmed that it is not a good idea to let your cat drive your car, no matter how convincing he or she may be. Next, we examined dogs driving cars . This was much more promising, with no observed tendencies to drive off a cliff. However, the dogs sometimes had difficulty paying attention to the road ahead and they would pursue a squirrel to its tree with adverse consequences for the vehicle. Finally, and perhaps counter-intuitively, we examined and settled on a goldfish-driving car as the best path forward. While this may seem a little unusual, given their aquatic nature, they pos...

Full article: http://www.teslamotors.com/blog/pet-driving-cars

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