The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people

The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people | Grist

grist.org 19 Oct '12, 7pm

The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people

U.S. Navy You think I’m cute? Well I will take. You. Out. Can you imagine a pistol-wielding dolphin squeaking out “Go ahead, make my day?” Does that make you sad? Well, we’re sorry, but we’re not here to throw a party for the fantasy world you wished you lived in. We’re here to tell you that the Ukrainian military is training dolphins how to kill people. Isn’t that wonderful news? Doesn’t that just give you such hope for humanity? In case you’re not sobbing yet, here are some details: The Ukrainian Navy has recently restarted a marine mammal program. The program includes other military shit dolphins are good at and have already done, like searching for mines and marking them with buoys. But it also includes strapping knives and guns to their cute, soft, pewter-toned dolphin heads to make them killing machines. Dragging innocent marine animals into the dark and nefarious wo...

Full article: http://grist.org/list/the-ukrainian-navy-teaches-dolphins...

Tweets

@decwarrington » 01 Nov '12, 3pm
Not sure I've ever read such shit in my entire life: [link] #dolphins
@PatchouliW » 31 Oct '12, 6am
People whinging about #RWS bringing in dolphins take note: in the Ukranian Navy, they train dolphins to kill people: [link]
@KristinaMartin9 » 28 Oct '12, 11pm
Hilarious article & reason I love Ukrainians: [link]
@Stoner072 » 26 Oct '12, 2am
[link] What the fuck!? Training dolphins to kill people!?
@RajvirBoparai » 23 Oct '12, 1pm
#Ukraine #military Using #Dolphins to #kill #people #evil #disgusting #Mankinddoomedtohell [link]
@halmckay4 » 23 Oct '12, 1am
RT @WhySharksMatter: “@CelebrateOceans: The Ukrainian Navy teaches #dolphins how to kill people [link]” @edyong209 @MiriamGoldste @SFriedScientist
@WhySharksMatter » 22 Oct '12, 9pm
“@CelebrateOceans: The Ukrainian Navy teaches #dolphins how to kill people [link]” @edyong209 @MiriamGoldste @SFriedScientist
@CelebrateOceans » 22 Oct '12, 9pm
Here's a disturbing headline: The Ukrainian Navy teaches #dolphins how to kill people [link]
@theoceanproject » 22 Oct '12, 8pm
if only we'd been kinder! RT @oceanographerny: WE'RE DOOMED! RT The Ukrainian Navy teaches #dolphins how to kill ppl [link]
@DouETu » 22 Oct '12, 2am
RT @JiaJingxian: 人类... The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]
@JiaJingxian » 21 Oct '12, 10pm
人类... The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]
@nicole_gill_tas » 21 Oct '12, 10pm
Dolphin assassins? further evidence that dolphins are better people than we are - [link]
@IanSowers » 21 Oct '12, 9pm
RT @thesunbreakmvb: Um. “@grist: Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]”
@brx0 » 21 Oct '12, 6pm
RT @canislatrans: A dolphin stalked me for days in the Mojave once. MT @kzelnio Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins to kill people [link]
@canislatrans » 21 Oct '12, 5pm
A dolphin stalked me for days in the Mojave once. MT @kzelnio Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins to kill people [link]
@PaprikaPink » 21 Oct '12, 5pm
Isn't this how al Qaeda started? RT @grist: The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]
@GreenMarie99 » 21 Oct '12, 5pm
Send them to Taiji then stop this. RT @grist The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link] #thecove
@MatthewKlekner » 21 Oct '12, 5pm
Alcon finds a sequel to Dolphin Tale RT @grist: The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]
@kzelnio » 21 Oct '12, 5pm
#worstideaever RT @deepseanews: O_O RT @grist: The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]
@tweetsupa » 21 Oct '12, 5pm
Aghast! Dolphins with lasers! "@grist: The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]"
@thesunbreakmvb » 21 Oct '12, 5pm
Um. “@grist: Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]”
@bevjoneswriting » 21 Oct '12, 5pm
RT @JanBerghoef: Is this a joke?? RT @grist: The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]
@JanBerghoef » 21 Oct '12, 5pm
Is this a joke?? RT @grist: The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]
@deepseanews » 21 Oct '12, 5pm
O_O RT @grist: The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]
@twi_ua » 20 Oct '12, 5pm
#_ua Thanks #Ukraine [link] Truly an end times sign. Next it will be teaching unicorns & ponies how to... [link]
@bombecerise » 20 Oct '12, 5pm
Thanks #Ukraine [link] Truly an end times sign. Next it will be teaching unicorns & ponies how to kill folks. #peace please!
@dominicorlando » 20 Oct '12, 6am
The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link] #p2
@mikedelic » 20 Oct '12, 1am
RT @RayBeckerman: The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people ~ #grist [link]
@publicminddump » 20 Oct '12, 12am
Awesome @Rmcconaghy [link]
@nsfinch » 20 Oct '12, 12am
Ну, конечно RT @grubreport Not an Austin Powers thing: Killer Ukranian dolphins. [link]
@VictoriaStaal » 19 Oct '12, 10pm
RT @markhawthorne: Ukrainian navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]
@Beanie7 » 19 Oct '12, 9pm
Nooo!!! RT @grist: The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]
@grubreport » 19 Oct '12, 9pm
Not an Austin Powers thing: Killer Ukranian dolphins. [link]
@StatsAndHeart » 19 Oct '12, 9pm
See? Karl Pilkington was right! "@grist: The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]" @rickygervais
@llheb » 19 Oct '12, 9pm
How f*cking sick. RT @grist: The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]
@collinyingling » 19 Oct '12, 9pm
RT @grist: The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link] That’s is just sick
@PremiereBrian » 19 Oct '12, 9pm
RT @grist: The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]
@GreenSAHM » 19 Oct '12, 7pm
The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people: The Ukrainian Navy is supposedly training dolphins ... [link] #eco
@grist » 19 Oct '12, 9pm
The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]
@pcfulCOaLiTiON » 19 Oct '12, 8pm
The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people - The Ukrainian Navy is supposedly training dolphins to kill ... [link]
@gristlist » 19 Oct '12, 8pm
The Ukrainian Navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]
@markhawthorne » 19 Oct '12, 8pm
Ukrainian navy teaches dolphins how to kill people [link]