Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick

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Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick

New York food truck 666 Burger might have a sorta edgy name (although guys? This cough syrup got there before you), but apparently they are catering to the bourgeoisie. Or maybe they’re just catering to people who like to make fun of the bourgeoisie, I can’t even tell anymore. The point is, the truck sells a $666 burger called the Doucheburger, and it’s full — appropriately — of things you will only eat if you’re a douche. (Okay, so … making fun. Right? SO MANY WHEELS WITHIN WHEELS.) Photo by Kate Black . So, here’s what’s in the Doucheburger: Vinegar and water. Ha ha, hilarious douche joke! No? Okay. Actually it’s a Kobe beef patty, stuffed with foie gras and covered in gold leaf; topped with caviar, lobster, truffles, kopi luwak (expensive weasel poo) coffee barbecue sauce, and Gruyere “melted with champagne steam” (what even is that); sent to an Ivy League university fo...

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@donnadonella » 15 Jul '12, 7am
Really? RT @grist: This burger is so fancy it knows which fork to use to eat itself: [link] #Doucheburger
@julitacf » 15 Jul '12, 3am
@dishcoveryapp @oneyenjug fancy a try of the #Doucheburger [link] ?
@TimothyAlcock » 14 Jul '12, 1pm
RT @eco_sarie: @jonathantizard - would u eat this?! RT @grist This burger is so fancy... [link] #Doucheburger
@eco_sarie » 14 Jul '12, 11am
@jonathantizard - would u eat this?! RT @grist This burger is so fancy... [link] #Doucheburger
@KellyChildsLive » 14 Jul '12, 10am
Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick. Funny. [link]
@TheVainGourmet » 13 Jul '12, 9pm
Ladies & gentlemen: allow me to introduce The Doucheburger. Because the term "douche bag" has been reappropriated [link]
@originalspin » 13 Jul '12, 8pm
@666Burger's Doucheburger: $666, w/fillings so crazyluxe that eating it instantly makes you a douchebag #romneylunch [link]
@SharonDianeKing » 13 Jul '12, 7pm
No kidding...champagne steam must be the modern equiv. of hummingbird tongues... [link]
@Daniel_Eady » 13 Jul '12, 8am
RT @PeterWebber: Feeling hungry ? Feeling rich ? Try the Doucheburger. A mere $666 each. [link]
@ClubGreenNL » 13 Jul '12, 7am
Driemaal raden wat een #Doucheburger is (en kost!): [link] #eating #this #burger #makes #you #a #dick #NYC
@PeterWebber » 13 Jul '12, 7am
Feeling hungry ? Feeling rich ? Try the Doucheburger. A mere $666 each. [link]
» 13 Jul '12, 3am
[link] #Doucheburger”
@LaraLauth » 13 Jul '12, 3am
Meet the $666 "Doucheburger," with gold leaf and Gruyere melted with champagne steam. [link]
@DirtyDiningDSM » 13 Jul '12, 3am
This is awesome..."@grist: This burger is so fancy it knows which fork to use to eat itself: [link] #Doucheburger"
@grist » 13 Jul '12, 2am
This burger is so fancy it knows which fork to use to eat itself: [link] #Doucheburger
@c_hight » 12 Jul '12, 10pm
Yeah it does “@drgrist: Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]”
@ParanoidPuppy » 12 Jul '12, 10pm
Insane! RT @grist Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]
@SFTEBakery » 12 Jul '12, 9pm
RT @lisaborden: Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick --> [link] #DoucheBurger
@eatSlow » 12 Jul '12, 8pm
@thebmc The Doucheburger. Please tell me you know what [who] I'm thinking of. [link]
@justinehausheer » 12 Jul '12, 7pm
ONLY in New York. RT @grist Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]
@McKenzieWrites » 12 Jul '12, 7pm
HAHA love it! MT @grist: Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link] If I could afford the burger I'd be a _____!
@RicardosMed » 12 Jul '12, 7pm
“@grist: Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]” anything with "Champagne steam" is a good dick-starter!
@Tedster » 12 Jul '12, 7pm
Eating this burger makes you automatically a douche [link]
@ssscorvus » 12 Jul '12, 7pm
it's covered in gold leaf, foie and lobster cost $666 rt “@grist: Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]”
@DSMcGregor » 12 Jul '12, 7pm
RT @grist: Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]
@grist » 12 Jul '12, 7pm
Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]
@MRudkins1 » 13 Jul '12, 3am
RT @grist: Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]
@amiablechaos » 13 Jul '12, 3am
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@_slotkin » 12 Jul '12, 11pm
RT @drgrist: Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]
@Free_Radical1 » 12 Jul '12, 10pm
RT @drgrist: Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]
@mahony128 » 12 Jul '12, 10pm
Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick: [link]
@debkuhnen » 12 Jul '12, 9pm
RT @LisaBorden: Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick --> [link] #DoucheBurger
@drgrist » 12 Jul '12, 9pm
Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]
@TourDeFletch » 12 Jul '12, 9pm
RT @grist: Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]
@LisaBorden » 12 Jul '12, 9pm
Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick --> [link] #DoucheBurger
@gristlist » 12 Jul '12, 7pm
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@CPhelan_InsPro » 12 Jul '12, 7pm
RT @grist: Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]
@GreatNewtonSch » 12 Jul '12, 7pm
RT @grist: Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]
@mhs_boise » 12 Jul '12, 7pm
RT @grist: Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]
@jillettinger » 12 Jul '12, 7pm
RT @grist: Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]
@fishgeekted » 12 Jul '12, 7pm
RT @grist: Eating this burger automatically makes you a dick [link]