When a grocery store in Süderlügum, Germany offered $276 in free groceries to anyone willing to shop naked, they expected maybe 10 brave souls. They got more like 250, including folks from nearby Denmark who cross the border to shop for cheaper alcohol. This video is, I hardly need to tell you, not really safe for work — although there’s nothing all that titillating about it. (That said, if you’re headed to comments to make shitty cracks about people’s bodies, please evaluate your life.) Okay, it’s not quite the nude horde you might have wished for/feared. The store only let people in 20 at a time to avoid, presumably, naked grocery sex-madness. And only the first 100 would-be birthday-suit shoppers got free grub. The rest had to keep their pants on.